oi?!

fuck you oi!

fag.

lame. lame. loser. that is what you are.

selfish, in the most obvious of ways. why don't you see how bad this looks? i swear i don't know anyone who hasn't bitched about you. and you just seem to be totally oblivious. u r the biggest ass licker i know. and the fuked up thing is.. you enjoy it. wtfs that about?!

knob.

model. really?. seriously?.

ok. so like what's with all you girls thinking you're ugly and then finding someone who studies art and/or has an expensive camera, having a few photos taken and then suddenly thinking you got what it takes to be a model!?

seriously.

number of points here.

1. if you paid for your shoot. you're stupid and give me some money.

2. models aren't necessarily good looking. they're just tall, skinny, and have defined features. if you don't have three of these. please stop trying to be a model.

3. if you ever say you're a model, i'm gunna expect you to be really really good looking anyway. and if you're not, you're just gunna disappoint me seriously and i may just end up saying that you're ugly.

4. big boobs are fuking weird. yeah ok, if u aspire to be in nuts and have frustrated jizz over your photo then kool, if not then stfu.

5. modesty goes a million miles. if you actually have what it takes, you'll be chased. don't be flaunting half-arsed photos around. if your photos don't look like something that could be in a magazine, then u'll never be in a magazine. and if u try and flaunt those photos. u'll just look even more like a twat.

6. friends are you're most unreliable source of trust when it comes to matters of looks. however. if they don't really say anything, then you know that's a BAD SIGN.

maybe i should exploit u all. girls are so stupid. all i need is a camera. a place. and then girls will be like 'yeah i wanna build up my portfolio'. su.